The Samoa Rules

1. Thou Shall be a wing lady if thou has to be a wing lady

2. After JANGA, come home and MONCH.

3. No muerdas la mano que te da de comer, cuando burbujita cante, A LA CASA.

4. Thou shall NOT rat out a fellow samoa!

5. Thou Shall never steal a fellow Samoa's milk (literal o simbólicamente).

6. El bomper stiker: You need only 3 (THREE) men in your life: One that knows you, one that makes you laugh and one that turns you on. (These people do not have to know eachother.)

7. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PILOUTALK